In Other News

Teddy K. goes under the knife today with a 'blocked artery'(read syphilitic infection). Lets all wish him well and a speedy recovery so he can get back to his busy schedule of hammering in the stakes for the Communist Party tent, while drinking himself retarded, fucking a waitress and murdering pretty young campaign staffers.

Nobel

Remember when they gave the Nobel Prize to Yasser Arafat and we all collectively said 'wow they are awarding it to that terrorist piece of shit. This is an all-time low. I can't imagine them doing anything more stupid ever.'

TA DA

It's amazing to see a whole room full of geniuses get duped by this asshole and his weak math.

I can't decide if we need to blame the Corn Lobby for this or Toyota and their bullshit Prius. (more on that later.)