Saturday, July 21, 2007

Harry Potter Spoiler P.2

Things are not as cut and dry as previously believed in the sudden and tragic death of a young Harry Potter. While first reports left Harry alone in the hotel hung from his own belt, officials will now not confirm that. Also new rumors are flying about what appears to be the body of a young woman removed from the hotel room in the early hours of the morning. Unnamed sources close to the families report that it may indeed be the body of one Hermione Granger and that some large degree of violence may be evident at the scene. Again we are reporting only on rumors and unconfirmed sources so all of this may change when official reports surface. We will remain vigilant and bring you details of what must be the final chapter in the life of a talented young magician.

2 comments:

Melanie said...

C'mon, now--Hermione and RON are together--it's Ginny Weasley, Ron's SISTER, that Harry is hot for.

Rubbish and lies.

(p.206 of 760, btw)

Ombibulous said...

Sounds like you may be uncovering a motive...