Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Congress has lost its goddamn mind. Just kidding they never had minds

We're in an ugly war in a part of the world that can't help but hate us more and more each day. A part of the world that has more than it's fair share of idiots with bombs and no regard for human life.

We're in the middle of a small economic crisis with crashing home values, incredible mortgage default rates and crowds of experts holding their hands up and stating 'hell I don't know when it'll get better'.

People are being murdered by the thousands in Darfur.

There's a climate issue that a lot of people think has something to do with us and very few people are investigating the massive fraud involved in that mess.

The Prius uses more fossil fuels in production and recycling than the hummer in it's entire life span, but people still aren't shooting those irritating slow driving HOV lane hogging pieces of shit.

The 'War on Drugs' is a miserable failure and has led only to the intense militarization of the American police forces and the amazing increase in funding for narco-trafficking. Oh and incredible increases in violent crime.

The United States has a greater percentage of it's population in prison than any nation in the world (discounting Rwanda for obvious reasons).

BUT DON'T WORRY EVERYONE

The United States Congress (one of the most powerful governing bodies in the world) with it's whopping 29percent approval rating will be addressing that Steroids in Baseball issue... Whooo; What a relief.

Hey Congress...

I have a BIG G.F.Y. for ya.

Animal Activists, still crazy morons

Seriously this is what they spend their time being pissed about. Why do we all think that everybody has an equal right to their opinion? Are you fucking kidding me? I mean there are way bigger fish to fry than which fish has to wear a hat.. Well ok that's a pretty big fish (I know it's a mammal do not comment on that), but maybe if they were actually frying it I could see someone getting upset; but a hat? Really? I make my dogs wear hats.