Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Good Medicine

Whiskey 1 - T-Totalers 0

Good Medicine

Men's Liberation 1 - Oppressors 0

Good Medicine

My teams came with their A-Game this week.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Pits filled with swine...

If I've learned one thing about politics, that would be to always hedge your bets.
That being said I keep an email account that I use almost exclusively to sign up for Democratic Party Direct mail... Never once have I used it for anything involving either of the other parties (I have other addresses for them), and never have I received anything from one of the other parties on it... That is, until today. For the most part I have only received updates from updates from the John Kerry camp on it, because that is where I dropped the email addy in order to get on said direct mail list... Today, however I received a mailer from the Republican party candidate for governor of Oregon... Hmmm..

Someone, somewhere is playing for both teams... I just wish one of the parties was playing for our team...

This just helps to substantiate what we already knew... They are all swine rooting in the same pile of feces...

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Muslims are Awesome

Ok seriously folks, I was so totally against becoming a Muslim, on account of the whole keeping women covered up thing. I mean for the love of pete I likses me some nekkid bitches... But when I found out that the good word of the profit is that being a Muslim means never having to say your sorry (for raping nekkid bitches). Well holy shit I'm IN. (note the capital letters for emphasis) (and for nekkidness)

Check THIS out!!

Friday, October 06, 2006

I was NOT propositioned by Mark Foley

It has come to my attention of late that I have spent time in some pretty dangerous places in my life. Particularly dangerous it seems for heterosexual young men. As a child I was a catholic altar boy for a number of years. I was also a member of the Boy Scouts of America. And most recently it seems that I was in peril as a congressional employee in the year 2000 when on more than one occasion I attended events and had drinks with Congressman Mark Foley of Fla. The man previously referred to by congressional staffers as "the pink elephant." Now to be clear I was at events that the Congressman attended by chance and coincidence and not specifically to see Mr. Foley speak. Republican youth meetings or some such thing. The question that arises from these perilous situations is a simple one. Am I not pretty? I mean seriously if I could be in more situations that were likely to end in my being molested I can't imagine how, and yet... Nothing...

Now I don't wish to be molested (at least not by men, scoutmasters or elected officials) but I have to wonder if perhaps I wasn't molested in all these potentially dangerous situations because I was simply not an attractive young boy.

Oh the pain and the blow this is to my self esteem.