Thursday, October 26, 2006

Muslims are Awesome

Ok seriously folks, I was so totally against becoming a Muslim, on account of the whole keeping women covered up thing. I mean for the love of pete I likses me some nekkid bitches... But when I found out that the good word of the profit is that being a Muslim means never having to say your sorry (for raping nekkid bitches). Well holy shit I'm IN. (note the capital letters for emphasis) (and for nekkidness)

Check THIS out!!


Anonymous said...

I should know, by now, to take this with a grain of salt. But I also know that the Prophet (ahh, what an appropriate malapropism on your part) wasn't particularly fond of religious leaders, establishments, or institutions. Think of it this way: one Egyptian Sheik represents Islam as much as a (Catholic) Cardinal represents Christianity. Yeah, some people agree with him, but that doesn't mean *everyone* who follows the faith does.

In all seriousness, the more we propagate this kind of [mis]information, the more TSA will feel compelled to stop every guy in an airport wearing a turban. Last time I checked, the Touaregs and Fulanis were more interested in silver than shrapnel. And the last time I checked was, like, a week ago, when I bought earrings for my mother from a guy in Niamey.

Ombibulous said...

So what you're saying is I should lay off grouping the muslims together just like I should lay off grouping the Catholic Church together... Muslims don't all encourage the denigration of women, just like Catholic priests don't all molest little boys.. So I should stop perpetuating the 'myths'.


Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm not saying you should do anything. Say whatever you want... But now that you mention it, that's not a bad idea.

Then again, jokes about priests and their sexual proclivities are pretty funny. Hmmm.