Ok seriously folks, I was so totally against becoming a Muslim, on account of the whole keeping women covered up thing. I mean for the love of pete I likses me some nekkid bitches... But when I found out that the good word of the profit is that being a Muslim means never having to say your sorry (for raping nekkid bitches). Well holy shit I'm IN. (note the capital letters for emphasis) (and for nekkidness)
Check THIS out!!