Thursday, October 26, 2006

Muslims are Awesome

Ok seriously folks, I was so totally against becoming a Muslim, on account of the whole keeping women covered up thing. I mean for the love of pete I likses me some nekkid bitches... But when I found out that the good word of the profit is that being a Muslim means never having to say your sorry (for raping nekkid bitches). Well holy shit I'm IN. (note the capital letters for emphasis) (and for nekkidness)

Check THIS out!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I should know, by now, to take this with a grain of salt. But I also know that the Prophet (ahh, what an appropriate malapropism on your part) wasn't particularly fond of religious leaders, establishments, or institutions. Think of it this way: one Egyptian Sheik represents Islam as much as a (Catholic) Cardinal represents Christianity. Yeah, some people agree with him, but that doesn't mean *everyone* who follows the faith does.

In all seriousness, the more we propagate this kind of [mis]information, the more TSA will feel compelled to stop every guy in an airport wearing a turban. Last time I checked, the Touaregs and Fulanis were more interested in silver than shrapnel. And the last time I checked was, like, a week ago, when I bought earrings for my mother from a guy in Niamey.

Ombibulous said...

So what you're saying is I should lay off grouping the muslims together just like I should lay off grouping the Catholic Church together... Muslims don't all encourage the denigration of women, just like Catholic priests don't all molest little boys.. So I should stop perpetuating the 'myths'.

Right?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm not saying you should do anything. Say whatever you want... But now that you mention it, that's not a bad idea.

Then again, jokes about priests and their sexual proclivities are pretty funny. Hmmm.